The Upstarts

The Band

..... and on the 8th day God said ‘Let there be music’ and so became out of the flashing darkness of absolute eternity
the greatest band to ever grace the earth and the heavens..... The Upstarts.
History and legend is spattered with whispers of this band, from the sacking of Rome to Queen Victoria’s royal court.
Their music influenced the Pharos to build the great Sphinx and scared the Chinese to build a massive fucking wall that would help protect them from the awesomeness of their talent that could level mountains and stem the flow of the wildest and untamed waters.
For 200 years their existence has fallen into myth and rumour...... UNTIL NOW!!!!!!